Monday, June 11, 2012

Is yours broken?

At home before going out...

Me: titi, come and put on your underwear.

JT: but i don't want to wear underwear today. 

Me: you must. otherwise, when you go to sheeshee, and you accidentally zip yr kukubird, then we will have a problem. Need to go to the hospital and cut....the zip. Very painful wan you know when your kkb got zipped up?

JT: oh... is it because you also zipped your kukubird last time and then your kkb got broken, then you become a girl. Right? Is your kkb broken mami? Last time you also have kkb wan right? But broken edi. So you become girl!

ME: O.o

13 comments:

  1. Ahahaha.... He is so imaginative! My boy used to ask me when he was younger why I didn't have kkb like his dad and himself. I said oh I used to have but because I vommitted too much blood and angry all the time until mine 'tercabut' liao. He took my answer so seriously then and would behave for the longest time I can remember.

    These days, when I give the same answer hor, he'll say, bluff la you. Wuakaka...

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    1. haha yr answer lagi happening!

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  2. hahhahhahaahhahaahahhahahah

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  3. Hahhaah! Good one!

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  4. I almost die laughing...

    Hahahaha

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  5. ROTFL. So, what did you tell him?

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    1. i said nolah.. girl don't have kkb wan. Then he said "then how you shee shee ? with yr bum ah?" kaka

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  6. LOL...this makes my day. I would like to know your answer.

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  7. Super hilarious! Heehehehe... I always love the way children think and reason things..

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  8. Kesian Sasha.
    Your life so traumatic. Broken parts. LOL
    :P

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  9. You should have told him that you knew it, because his daddy told you so. Hahahahaha! But, he is indeed cute and funny.

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