Last night they refused to sleep. So the crazy mum made up a story...
Me: Once upon a time, there were 2 naughty girls called Jaydyn and Justina. They love to mess the house after the mummy cleaned it up. Justina love to pour water and juice on the floor after the mummy mopped it. Jaydyn love to throw his toys everywhere. So one day, while cleaning the house the mummy DIED.
JD: * eyes went big*
JT: *come closer*
Me: So then, the daddy fast fast find a new step mother for Jaydyn and Justina. So when the daddy goes to work, the step mum will scold and scold the girls and use the cane to whack whack whack whack whack leg, whack hand, whack back...
Kids: *jayden's eye got bigger , Justin scared*
Me: whack and whack
Kids: *jayden adjust legs*
me: and whack whack and scold samo
Me: and then one day the new mummy got pissed with them and then she asked CHL to send the girls to the jungle.Then the daddy also listened to the new step mum and used his honda civic and asked the girls to get into the car and drove to the jungle. Once they got into the jungle, he opened the door and KICKED them out and drove off very quickly.
Kids: *blink eyes*
Me: Jaydyn said "Daddy!! don't leave us here!"
Justin: Justina leh?
Me: She cried lor. Cos she is scared ma. And also hungry.So the day became night.. and no food, cold, no house to stay. They walked around.
Me: And then, the end lor. They stay in the jungle by themselves.
*JD: why the daddy never go back and take Jaydyn and Justina?*
me: because the step mummy don't like them ma. Samo always mess the house. So you know what is the moral of the story?
JD: You must call 999 and call the police! *angry* And ask the daddy to go back and take Jaydyn and Justina because they want to go home and they are very hungry and sad
Me: cannot... cos if bring home edi, then tomorrow the step mum will ask the daddy to throw them away again ma. So you know what is the moral of the story?
Me: don't piss yr mummy by messing the house and make her die lo.
JD & JT: *looked at each other* .........
Me: okay go to bed ah. Don't make yr mummy piss off. Later she die then you know.
Kids: *go to bed*
muahahhaha sometimes i am scared of myself for being so crazy. muahahhahah