Friday, November 02, 2007

I went to see doctor...*updated*

After many days of sufferings, I finally went to see doctor. I looked like Angelina Jolie....well, minus the boobies size, minus the height, minus the pretty face, minus the hot looking husband. Okay, only the lips looked like hers.

I don't know what's wrong but it's swollen (and don't think senget ah hum sup people). It must be something that I ate. So after many days of suffering, finally I went to see the doctor near my house. Normally, the place will be packed like sardine, But last night it was okay. So I gave my name and IC number and waited.

Ding Dong.

I went in and doctor began to asked me..

Doc : what's wrong?
Me: My mouth is swollen
Doc: Why?
Me: I don't know. Maybe I ate something wrong?
Doc: What you ate?
Me: Many things.
Doc: How many days edi?
Me: I think 4-5 days?
Doc: Hmmmmmmm Let me see ...
Me: *show angeline jolie lips*
Doc: Hmmmmmmm Did you eat some fruits like Apple? Pear?
Me: No. only watermelon.
Doc: Hmmmm *look at card* You smoke?
Me: *scratch head* nope. I had this problem once. But I think I didn't get the medication here.
Doc: *look back in one kinda look* You don't have this history in your card.
Me: Cos your place is always packed. Only today nobody.
Doc: What do you do?
Me: Mkting...
Doc: What kind? How's Business? How much Pay You get?
Me: *scratch head and answer* why ah? Price increase affected the medication price izit?
Doc: The bread price also increased you know? Normally I will buy the big packet. Now i buy the small one. Same price as the big one you know. Semua naik, only our pay never naik.
Me: Yeah yeah gaji tarak naik.
Doc: How's your menses problem?
Me: *scratch head* it's ok.
Doc: You taking EPO?
Me: Yeah.
Doc: Okay, just apply the cream and see how.

So I went out and stood in front of the nurse for my medication. She gave me my medication and guess what??

Name: TAN MEI FONG

Oi totally wrong la. Samo I gave my IC number and my full name. Like that also can salah. No wonder he asked me if I smoke and How's my menses problem la! AIyoh! Wrong card la. Duh!

*Updated*
So at the end, they re- write again my card and gave me the right medication and today I apply it on my jolie lips lor. And it's still swollen *show angeline jolie lips*

Oh yah, today i feel like lau sai post. So i might have a few more coming up!

22 comments:

  1. kakakaka.......
    luckily that tan mei fong got no other disease!!

    eh, why never finish the story, what happen then? got retrieve yr card & see dr. again or not.... like that is wrong consultation wor!!

    btw, recover soon ya.......

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  2. like that also can arrr.. arrr ?!

    so how at the end ?

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  3. muahahahaha...blur sotong nurse, get the wrong card!

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  4. ayioh, like that oso can ah? gd or not this doc?? angelina jolie's is sexy ma. i like her a lot..
    cld be an allergy..better ensure that its ok, if not sure look like sausage mouth edi..

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  5. lau sai post ?? show lah .. ur angelina jolie bibir tu ..

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  6. my mother told me that if u happened to eat food that is contaminated with cicak's urine you'll get sausage lips!!!

    how true is that, i dunno..

    may ur jolie lips go away soon

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  7. Hahahahaa...blur sotong nurse, hope you speedy recover, btw Jolie lips very sexi wor

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  8. Wah lau eh...very dangerious lar this clinic. With a careless nurse like that, you might be taking the wrong medication..tsk tsk tsk..

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  9. Wow, like that also can. If it happens to me, that will be the last visit to that clinic again!

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  10. blur nurse + "asking weird questions" doc = disaster!! :-)

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  11. is it allergy. last time when i had bad allergic, my mouth swollen too.
    btw, what is EPO?

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  12. kakaka..ah fong mui LOL..aiyo why that doc so blur one

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  13. No wonder the clinic is packed like sardine lah.. coz the doc waste so much time asking irrelevant questions to pretty patients. Ur lips better now after medication?

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  14. Muahahaha!! doctor lidat also got ka..?? ask how much pay pulat..!! and some more can wrong card..! wau lau oiiii..!!
    So how your jolie lips now..??

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  15. etceteramommy3:47 PM

    Aiyoh... that's why it is important for the nurse to call out the full name and the doc to call your name again when u enter the room..

    Hmmm.. wonder why he talks about bread and all leh? Something to do with Tan Mei Fong's profession? Kakakaka....

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  16. hahhaha what kind of a quack clininc is that??????

    hope you're feeling better!

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  17. Eeeiii...like that also can meh? Really serious crime ler, prescribe wrong medicine to patient....**alamak** I hate GP...

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  18. wah imagine they screw up the medicine and caused more serious complications to you... should have asked for free liao.

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  19. Angelina Jolie lips sexy mah! The doctor and the nurses from that clinic really sound so unprofessional. If I were you, I won't even dare to eat the medicine, what if wrong medicine?

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  20. so funny!! what kind of dr is that asked question that does not related to your sickness... oppss!! he got wrong patient... LOL!!!

    hope your 'jolie' lip recover soon!

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  21. wahhhhhhh what a clinic .. can give wrong card to doctor. so lousy la the nurse. LOL
    so how ... better oredi ah ur lips?

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  22. Hijackqueen2:23 PM

    usually dry lips associates with dehydration. Drinks lots of water, dear. Maybe boil some honey dates and fig or maybe pear.

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