Wednesday, December 06, 2006

The Horny Maid

After i read amah's post about her maid with the peeled cucumber *yucks* it reminded me of my maid ...RINI. Well..as some of you know, Rini is not a permanent maid that stays in my house. She comes everyday except Tuesday every 2 weeks and Saturdays.

Anyway, why off on tuesday every 2 weeks leh? Cos that's her bf's off day. I have no idea who this guy is and where he works..i just know that she used to call him "adik". Fishy eh? So kaypoh me..suddenly i asked her "you selalu cakap adik adik.. u biar betul..ini mesti boyfren". Then she just smiled and replied .."ya". Man.....already 50 yrs old and already got cucucucu in Indonesia samo wanna have boyfren. *yucks* samo used to call adik...adik adik become abang kecik??? heheheh noone knows..

And the other day i heard her yelling accross the road in Indon slang la. Ooooo she was talking to the indon girl opposite the house. Scolding her...So kaypoh me again i asked..."apa hal?" while she was washing my plates. "Itu anu..dia suruh saya tipu majikan dia..cakap keluar ada hal. Suruh saya buat kerja dia. Mana boleh..saya pun ada boypren..TakBaik tipu majikan..blablabla..Si anu pun satu...di tipunya boypren dia. Jikalau boypren tak mari..si anu ikuti laki laki lain..mana boleh...blablabla".. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the other indon maid stay in samo also got boyfren. How come can go out wan??? And can swap swap bf samo...


And then my fren's maid got send back to Indon. Why leh? Cos she's like 4 months pregnant when my fren's mom found out. She said that she got raped. Such a liar...Apparently she got "raped" willingly by the cleaner banglas..they suspected that she "open biz". Yeah another fren of mine also found out that her maid "bukak biz" at night using the back door of the house. Got a few chairs put outside the door for the men to wait in line. Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk *pengsan* why so dirty and horny wan...


Anyway, amah..u never suspect whether your maid had been serving you the "used" cucumber ka? Saja wanna kaypoh...hehehe

22 comments:

  1. maid make ppl headache but dun have them also a problem..haiz.I used to have 1 b4 but scare liao, dun dare to get another 1 better do all by myself.

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  2. fuh! you know all the "juicy news" hor? LOL!

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  3. The maids need servicing ma!!!! Long time no service liao , bangla oso sapu la!! LOL

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  4. hmmm... normal human nature la, everyone also will got 'miang' moment.

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  5. i think many indon worker same one lar... to them, who also nemmind... as long as 'dapat'...
    ISH!

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  6. wah...these maid stories so terror la! but then can't live with them...can live without them!!

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  7. Yucks..
    How the maid "buka biz" at night? Neighbours couldn't see?

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  8. Aiyo ... this make me have to think twice whether I should employ a maid. Pasal "Buka Biz" at nite I also heard it from my colleagues. Her maid pregnant too and she try to eat nanas to abort the baby .....

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  9. first time here ... wah so many stories ... but indon maids i hear all the same thing la .. all 'fatt hau'. Hard to find good one these days. So old also want bf ... aiyooooo ... and talking about the cucumber ... arg!! i think laundry amah going to vomit liao. How old is Jayden? You look really thin .. :)

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  10. aiyer.... I think no one ever caught a red handed maid doing biz at home except me!!!! I shall blog about this soon....

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  11. LOL....you are so funny, especially the last paragraph to amah. Sure "kek sei" :D My ex-colleague guarded her maid like a hawk and never let her out. Somehow the maid got pregnant. How?? She let the guy next door into her room at night.

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  12. Hmmmm..so many maid's story hor..never ending one..hahaha

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  13. Adak maid pun headache, gua tadak maid pun headache-lah.

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  14. Aiyo, so gatal....that's why I don't have maid. I have maid phobia after listening to so many storiesleh

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  15. Eeeeeeeee so geli one, buka bizness in majikan house? *pengsan*

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  16. Rachel10:29 AM

    Yucks! serve cucumber, think oso wannna feel vomit!

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  17. Aiseh.. Indon maids oso follow Hollywood trend nowadays huh. "Toy Boy Mari-Mari".. Hehehe..

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  18. Good gawd! Disgustingly gross!!

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  19. scary lar.. hear all these maid stories!

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  20. wey! seong sei ah? ejek me! lucky haven't been eating cucumber for long long time ledi leh! aiya these kind of people memang very high sex drive one...cannot find men then find substitute la!

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  21. Oh so da gross [I meant the cucumber] ....you know that's why I alwiz spy on my maid to see what she's up to when outside, and check on her belongings once in awhile...

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  22. they are all so hiau..speechless

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